SPREAD ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF the stage is a buzzing New Years Eve party
of Hollywood wannabes, at their center a failed scriptwriter turned kept man who is
enjoying a brief and perilous brush with freedom. Hovering immediately above, in
splendorous isolation, is the woman who keeps him, a Hollywood has-been turned loony
recluse, stalking the ornate staircase of her pseudo palazzo in murderous rage. The
juxtaposition is a miracle of stagecraftthe weighty rococo mansion thrusts up and
over the partygoers with noiseless easeand is also the signature moment of London's
most anticipated theatrical event this year. In Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical
adaptation, the movie classic Stmset Boulevard has much the same theme as his
greatest hits The Phantom of the Opera. Normal life is lived in company, the two
shows say, but great passion demands an almost secluded privacy. If leaving reality for
fantasy is demented, it is a noble madness. If hothouse love flashes into possessive
violence, that only proves its poetic grandeur.
Lloyd Webber's goal in recent years has been to bridge the gap between
the musical and the opera, re reclaiming the latter as a popular rather than elite formal
An operatic reading does no disservice to Billy Wilder's film noirs which has been
preserved more than adapted. The climax, when the fallen star Norma Desmond shoots her
lover and he tumbles into a swimming pool, has opera's larger-than-life emotion. So does
the denouement, as she lapses into madness and announces, to a Cecil B. DeMille visible
only to her, that she is ready for her close-up. It is apt that her home now resembles the
old opera house in Paris where Phantom is set and that her finale echoes the mad
scene of Lucia di Lammermoor.
But if musicalizing Sunset Boulevard does not detract, it does
not add much either. Of nine songs centered on Norma, just one achieves what dialogue
alone could not. When she returns in what she imagines is triumph to the studio that
dropped her two decades before, she envisions glories to come in As if we Never Said
Goodbye. If the scene were spoken, her delusion would be pathetic. The song, in effect
an interior monologue, defers her disillusionment to celebrate her undiminished presence.
The assertive With One Look and the lilting, wistful New Ways to Dream are
engaging paeans to bygone achievements. Her pretty boy's 11 numbers amount to even less.
Only his cynical anthem to ambition, Sunset Boulevard, derives added power from
being sung. The most conspicuous lack, a satisfying duet, is inherent in the original.
This is not so much a love story as a deceitful encounter between two moral failures, a
woman absorbed in self-love and a man mired in self-hate.
Even so, Lloyd Webber's creation is probably better than the ponderous
London performance. Director Trevor Nunn excels at narrative clarity, which is present in
the original, but not at nuancing characters, which is sorely needed with such miscast
stars. As Norma, renowned for delicate beauty, Patti LuPone is too tempestuous, too earthy
and too coarse of feature, especially her aardvark nose. As her lover, Kevin Anderson
looks pudding-faced and pudgy, so long gone to seed that the supposedly vast age
difference disappearsuntil the finale, when LuPone inexplicably appears 20 years
older than she was moments before. While she is a fine if loud singer, he is at best
ordinary. The supporting cast is without exception medicocre or worse, at a level
unthinkable for Broadway, where this show is, faute de mieux, the most eagerly anticipated
musical of the season to come.